According to QuizGalaxy, after I die I'm going to become unstuck in time, Vonnegut-style, and my arch-enemy will be Oscar Wilde, who will eventually strangle me with a wire but still consider me his friend, and my epitaph is something about hemopheila, I forget what. And I have an 80% chance of surviving a T-Rex attack.

So may ways to waste time on the internet...

Edit: yeah, they don't know me at all. Check it out:

You are not a geek You are not into anything typically considered geeky. In fact, you probably make fun of every geek you see. Come to think of it, you're probably that serial killer who has been killing all of those nerds. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com